Dawn Porter: How to end a career in eleven words…
How do you end a career in just eleven words? Well, if you are a journalist / presenter / actress, then these should help.
‘That’s all i ever wanted. A country full of clean bums’.
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Baby wipes for adults bums. Fair enough, nothing wrong with that. And don’t get me wrong. I’m not anti-infommercial. Far from it. They’ve not been in fashion these past few years and the FMCG crew have been investing in them again. Which usually means cha ching.
We Brits don’t generally do them quite as ‘HOOOO YAAAAAH’ as our friends from across the pond. But botty wipes? Poor love. She’s only ever going to be known as the arse wipe lady…
Iain G. Morrison has a clean derrière. And will not be starring in a botty wipe infommercial any time soon…
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Royal Wedding?
Another brilliant slice of tomfoolery from the T-Mobile marketing stable…
That Camilla is uncanny. And she did fall at the first fence in the national?
Iain G. Morrison is a settling in the new role. Back to normal service soon. Promise…
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The range?
It’s not often I say this.
But I am speechless…
Iain G. Morrison is a tad busy with the new role. Normal service will resume shortly…
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Hand job sir?
Got that Monday feeling?
I’m rather afraid I don’t (as I started my rather exciting new role today), but for those of you that do and would like a hand job to alleviate your Monday woes, boy oh boy, did you come to the right place…
Iain G. Morrison is a senior marketer in the London’s most successful social enterprise. And is not working in the worlds oldest profession offering hand jobs, contrary to what this post may imply…
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