Hand job sir?
Got that Monday feeling?
I’m rather afraid I don’t (as I started my rather exciting new role today), but for those of you that do and would like a hand job to alleviate your Monday woes, boy oh boy, did you come to the right place…
Iain G. Morrison is a senior marketer in the London’s most successful social enterprise. And is not working in the worlds oldest profession offering hand jobs, contrary to what this post may imply…
Transavia…
Now, my Dutch is somewhat rusty, but…
…I think the upshot is, come up with a new tagline for us, and we’ll let you travel free for a year on our very bright green budget airline (hopefully with a free pair of sunglasses, instead of an in-flight meal).
Clients usually get the quality of work / agency they deserve.
I’m not saying I disagree with crowd sourcing, far from it. But this does not feel remotely slick, strategic, or thought through in the slightest. Good luck Transavia. Something tells me you may need it after this…
Iain G. Morrison doesn’t think Transavia will be offering him any free flights in the near future…
Save the NHS…
I care passionately about the NHS.
It’s a remarkable institution and one that should not be allowed to be reformed by a coalition (where neither party elected mentioned gutting it like a fish in their respective manifestos).
This video comes with one of those not suitable for minors / sweary warnings. But I think it sums up how many people feel about Andrew Lansley…
Iain G. Morrison would encourage you all to write to your MP and insist they #savethenhs
I’ll have my Madonna with Duck Sauce…
I know it’s not Friday, but as I’m off work this week, every day has that Friday feeling (sorry). Most people know that Madonna’s older stuff is her best.
With a new album in the pipeline, I’m reminded of one of the few stand-out funny moments in her infamous documentary ‘In bed with Madonna’, where they joke about her still grabbing her crotch and writhing around on stage to ‘Like a Virgin’ when she’s 50.
Ponder…
Anyhoo, to my favourite mash-up of some time. The storming 90’s Madonna classic ‘Vogue’ meets Barbra Streisand?
I’d definitely order my next portion of Madonna with Duck Sauce on the side…
Iain G. Morrison is still recuperating. And looking forward to watching George Osbourne claim he has a genuine growth strategy in the 2011 budget…
Where angels fear to tread…
Very few things about a commute in and out of Victoria can ever be described as angelic. Even if they smell of teenage changing rooms.
So, to Lynx and their recent ambient stuntette…
Despite the exceptionally high production values, I wasn’t the biggest fan of the latest TVC. But I have to say, I am something of a fan of this.
Especially the hip swinging reaction of most men…
Iain G. Morrison mainly recuperating and praising the angels from the NHS this week. Lasnley, if you’re listening, be a love and keep your butchers hands off the finest of British institutions…
Goodbye Britannia…
Rain? What rain...
After three years, including wonderful secondments in Singapore & Australia (not to mention some incredibly happy times in India), I’m hanging up my Union Flag today and moving on to pastures new. London’s most successful social enterprise no less.
A lovely Head of Marketing & Communications role with some exceptional challenges just around the corner. But more on that later…
Despite a massive budget cut from the ConDem coalition, there’ll be some barnstorming work coming out of the VisitBritain marketing team as the Royal Wedding, Olympics and Golden Jubilee looms.
Keep your eyes open for it. And here’s my own personal homage (well, t-shirt), to said Royal wedding…
Iain G. Morrison is hanging up his Britain Marketing Boots and looking forward to pastures new from April 1st…
