Hand job sir?
Got that Monday feeling?
I’m rather afraid I don’t (as I started my rather exciting new role today), but for those of you that do and would like a hand job to alleviate your Monday woes, boy oh boy, did you come to the right place…
Iain G. Morrison is a senior marketer in the London’s most successful social enterprise. And is not working in the worlds oldest profession offering hand jobs, contrary to what this post may imply…
Transavia…
Now, my Dutch is somewhat rusty, but…
…I think the upshot is, come up with a new tagline for us, and we’ll let you travel free for a year on our very bright green budget airline (hopefully with a free pair of sunglasses, instead of an in-flight meal).
Clients usually get the quality of work / agency they deserve.
I’m not saying I disagree with crowd sourcing, far from it. But this does not feel remotely slick, strategic, or thought through in the slightest. Good luck Transavia. Something tells me you may need it after this…
Iain G. Morrison doesn’t think Transavia will be offering him any free flights in the near future…
Goodbye Britannia…

Rain? What rain...
After three years, including wonderful secondments in Singapore & Australia (not to mention some incredibly happy times in India), I’m hanging up my Union Flag today and moving on to pastures new. London’s most successful social enterprise no less.
A lovely Head of Marketing & Communications role with some exceptional challenges just around the corner. But more on that later…
Despite a massive budget cut from the ConDem coalition, there’ll be some barnstorming work coming out of the VisitBritain marketing team as the Royal Wedding, Olympics and Golden Jubilee looms.
Keep your eyes open for it. And here’s my own personal homage (well, t-shirt), to said Royal wedding…
Iain G. Morrison is hanging up his Britain Marketing Boots and looking forward to pastures new from April 1st…